Yea, it’s me, your son, Adam. If I find you on CZ later 2day I will let you get a few easy kills on me, but only because its Father’s Day. Heres a few golf jokes for you courtsey of GolfJokes.com. Love you Dad!!!
The schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson.
“Is the word spelt p-u-t or p-u-t-t?” she asked the instructor.
“P-u-t-t is correct,” he replied.
“Put means to place a thing where you want it. Putt means merely a vain attempt to do the same thing.”
It’s Called Golf…
The man who takes up golf to get his mind off his work soon takes up work to get his mind off golf.Golf was once a rich man’s sport, but now it has millions of poor players!Golf is an expensive way of playing marbles.The secret of good golf is to hit the ball hard, straight and not too often.There are three ways to improve your golf game: take lessons, practice constantly … or start cheating.An amateur golfer is one who addresses the ball twice … once before swinging, and once again, after swinging.Many a golfer prefers a golf cart to a caddy because it cannot count, criticize or laugh.Golf is a game in which the slowest people in the world are those in front of you, and the fastest are those behind.There’s no game like golf: you go out with three friends, play eighteen holes, and return with three enemies.Golf got its name because all of the other four letter words were taken.