What if terrorists took hostage all the porno sites on the web? What if usernames and passwords were hacked, stored in a mass storage device and sold on the black market for a fair but firm price? Who would come to the rescue? We would not receive a bailout; we would not find easy answers.
But there is a special group of people that represent the following nations: USA, Canada, Britain, China, Burkina Faso, Trinidad and Tobago and the Czech Republic. Representatives from these fine nations (who has heard of Burkina Faso or Tobago before?) have highly trained and finely dressed men with a special “key”, a “key” to my heart if you will, actually 7 keys to my heart. ICANN (Internet Corporation for Assigned Names and Numbers) is the organization that is tasked with rebooting the internet if the URL’s of the World are taken hostage.
5 of the 7 key holders would be required to meet at a secret US bunker, insert their keys, and reboot the internet….So don’t get any ideas about trying to track down 5 of these 7 individuals, stealing their keys, fining the secret underground bunker, and holding the websites of the world hostage, it would be too complicated and your efforts would be in vain. But this does sound like a plot to a movie. Hmmm.