WoW Dwarf Porn Stars will be Banned


If you like to frequent Goldshire Inn and gay bash or sell your virtual body for hobbit toe jam, then your days of anarchy may be coming to an end.  The Goldshire Inn is known as a cesspool for racism, sexual curiosity and gay bashing in the ever so popular World of Warcraft MMORPG.  The Inn will become a place Blizzard employees will be monitoring for out of line behavior or Dwarf Bashing of any kind.  And why has Blizzard suddenly taken such an interest in monitoring the actions of their gamers?  One name, Mr. TryHard, and the following is his concern about his son’s unusual gaming habits.

“Tonight, he had some friends over for the night.  When it came time to wrap it up, I went into the comp room to find my son and his friends huddled over the monitor, laughing like school boys will. Apparently, they had heard about and discovered Goldshire Inn on Moon Guard. I myself had heard of it’s reputation, but after scrolling up and reading the chat, I never thought it was as bad as I was reading.”

“I cannot begin to tell you how displeased I am with the absolute lack of server/ToS follow up regarding this abominable server.  Line after line, having absolutely NOTHING to do with RP: sexual emotes, gay bashing, racial comments….I sat there speechless.”

When this fearless crusader standing up for his child’s moral up-bringing, this Mr. Mom spoke his mind and got Blizzard attention.  Their response;

“It’s our goal (and in our interests, obviously), to present a safe and accessible environment for play.  While defining “offensive” behavior can be subjective, the policy linked above [referring to the In-Game Harassment Policy] reflects our working definition, and our intent to keep certain types of offensive behavior from affecting the play experience.”

It’s good to know that Blizzard is protecting the innocent ears of its gamers.  At least they care.


Airborne Gamer
Airborne Gamer
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