GameCrush Goes Hot


I wrote about GameCrush back in March of this year. I pointed out that some genius decided it would be a good money making idea to charge hopeless nerds for gaming online with real girls. I also included this pic.

Now wrap your head around that. GameCrush offers gamers over the PSN or Xbox Live Networks oportunites to game with a girl online for a fee. Don’t forget to choose flirty or dirty chat. You never know how dirty your trash talk will be after you get slayed and then tee bagged by a 400 pound heifer. You can also select your “zone” to meet all your nerdy gangly gaming porn star needs.

*The Arcade – Fun is the name of the game. Nice and chill.
* The Arena – For serious gamers. Butt-kickings handed out left and right.
*The Academy – Learn tips and tricks from experienced PlayDates.
* The Edge – Not for the faint of heart. This could get interesting.

Here is a word from Annes Iqbal, co-founder and CEO of GameCrush:

“Since our initial launch earlier this year, we’ve seen continued and strong demand for a service that gives gamers the ability to meet, interact and play games with new people.  To meet this demand, it was important that we focus on the build-out of our community while improving our ability to scale to meet user demand and adding support for nearly any multiplayer game or console. All of these features are now part of GameCrush.”

The play dates will run an upward of $20 an hour and the Pimps of GameCrush will let their girls take home the going rate, 60%. If you skip out or decide to run off with a gamer, be prepared to feel the back side of your employer’s pimp-hand.

If you just curious or truly want a gaming campaion, head to GameCrush and Tee Bag yourself blue.


Airborne Gamer
Airborne Gamer
Gaming is my medicine and writing is my drug. Is it making sense now? "WELCOME TO WARP ZONE!"
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