ESRB Rates BulletStorm, Makes World Laugh So Hard It Pee’s Itself A Little.


Let’s be honest.  BulletStorm is not for kids.  Meaning, if your balls have not dropped, then you probably shouldn’t be playing this one, much less any M rated game out there.  But our friendly ESRB is there when in doubt, and they have given the world a few reasons to smile with their explanation about what really goes down in BulletStorm.  Source found here.

This is a first-person shooter in which players assume the role of a space pirate who must escape a planet populated by mutant cannibals. Players use futuristic machine guns, shotguns, magnum revolvers, assault rifles, and chain guns to perform over-the-top kills that dismember and decapitate foes. Injured enemies emit large sprays of blood that stain the ground and surrounding walls. Specialty kills (i.e., Skillshots) represent the most intense instances of violence: enemies can be dismembered with explosives; impaled on spikes; and drilled into walls, resulting in body parts breaking into pieces. During the course of the game, players can consume alcohol and kill enemies in order to receive an Intoxicated Skillshot; the screen turns blurry during these sequences. The dialogue contains numerous jokes and comments that reference sexual acts, venereal diseases, and having sex with one’s mother (e.g., “Guess I know where the ol’ gal got that limp.”). The names of some Skillshots are infused with sexual innuendo (e.g., Gag Reflex, Rear Entry, Drilldo, Mile High Club); one Skillshot (i.e., Fire in the Hole) allows players to shoot at enemies’ exposed buttocks. Language such as “f**k,” “sh*t,” “p*ssy,” and “c*ck” can be heard in dialogue.

LOL, thank you ESRB for making me laugh, you truly made my day.  Now I’m getting BulletStorm for sure!!!


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