You know who you are you sneaky little Troll. Hiding out in the damp recesses of your parent’s basement, Trolling many unsuspecting victims every single day. Causing a panic on a normally neutral topic, or going off topic all together to get a Troll Reaction. And the feeding is good. People be feeding you your Troll food like you were a Troll in Africa or something. But we all know the truth Troll, you reside in our neighborhoods, down the block and at the universities, and your empty inside your gamer heart.
Wether it be leaving troll comments or responses on blogs and websites all across the web sphere, or tk’ing, you know who you are and should be ashamed you dirty little troll. Sure the life of a troll is a lonely one, but I get it, I know for whatever reason your mother did not breast feed you or your dad did not play catch with you. And now you have morphed into a troll faced troll. Just watch the below video and you’ll understand a little better what I’m talking about.
So now that you understand what I’m talking about, let me point a few more things I hate about troll faced troll gamers. Why you no help? You know that we need to take that objective over there to win, why are you spamming the radio and humping your troll lover in the corner. I could see that this might be amusing for a minute or two, but how do you play on the same server for 3 hours doing the same thing over and over…and still have a positive K/D ratio?!?!
Just know this trolls, your trolling ways will catch up to you in this life of the next. Even though you are a troll faced gamer, you can never be a real troll or a real gamer. You will remain always stuck in limbo, between this world and the next pissing off everyone you come in contact with. So let me close with this, keep your trolling ways off the internet, troll some AI bots or your parents, but for fuck sake, stay away from our Internets and gaming servers, thank you.